Real Fake
fuckiminmytwenties:

sorrybutitstrue:

constantlyintransition:

yeshellooo:

wineandglitterplease:

tamsgot:

Fucked by life. This is the truest thing.

Devoured by living. Wow.

Fellated by Juggalos.  Crying under my desk for the rest of the day. 

Buried alive by pro lifers…seriously…it could happen.

Suffocated by life?  I must be dying right now. 

Tortured by every member of limp bizkit.

PENETRATED BY LORD JESUS CHRIST OMG

fuckiminmytwenties:

sorrybutitstrue:

constantlyintransition:

yeshellooo:

wineandglitterplease:

tamsgot:

Fucked by life. This is the truest thing.

Devoured by living. Wow.

Fellated by Juggalos.  Crying under my desk for the rest of the day. 

Buried alive by pro lifers…seriously…it could happen.

Suffocated by life?  I must be dying right now. 

Tortured by every member of limp bizkit.

PENETRATED BY LORD JESUS CHRIST OMG

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

neenah:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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Omg


wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu)

abcnewsofficial:

beyonseh:

this has to be one of bey’s funniest interviews because she’s being shady the entire time but just loudly smacking on those grapes i live for it

Beyoncé before she got any PR training was truly the best lmfao

(Source: wadamelen)

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

(Source: citymod)

(Source: beycreative)

agathatrunchbull:

those showtunes you find yourself still humming hours later after the first time you hear them, then suddenly you know the song by heart and you’re belting it out in your shower like it’s your job. maybe it is your job; who knows? but the best part is that they’re so good that you don’t even care that you will literally never stop singing them.
{ or: “I never knew theatre could be this earwormy!” }

Raise the Roof - Lippa’s The Wild Party | Good Morning Baltimore - Hairspray | She’s in Love - The Little Mermaid | Cell Block Tango - Chicago | My Strongest Suit - Aida | Take Me or Leave Me - RENT | Omigod You Guys - Legally Blonde the Musical | In My Own Little Corner - Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella | Don’t Wanna Be Here - Ordinary Days | Superboy and the Invisible Girl - Next to Normal | Killer Instinct - Bring it On the Musical | Summer in Ohio - The Last 5 Years | The History of Wrong Guys - Kinky Boots | Candy Store - Heathers the Musical | I’m Outta Here - Ghost the Musical

{ listen }

agathatrunchbull:

those showtunes you find yourself still humming hours later after the first time you hear them, then suddenly you know the song by heart and you’re belting it out in your shower like it’s your job. maybe it is your job; who knows? but the best part is that they’re so good that you don’t even care that you will literally never stop singing them.

{ or: “I never knew theatre could be this earwormy!” }

Raise the Roof - Lippa’s The Wild Party | Good Morning Baltimore - Hairspray | She’s in Love - The Little Mermaid | Cell Block Tango - Chicago | My Strongest Suit - Aida | Take Me or Leave Me - RENT | Omigod You Guys - Legally Blonde the Musical | In My Own Little Corner - Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella | Don’t Wanna Be Here - Ordinary Days | Superboy and the Invisible Girl - Next to Normal | Killer Instinct - Bring it On the Musical | Summer in Ohio - The Last 5 Years | The History of Wrong Guys - Kinky Boots | Candy Store - Heathers the Musical | I’m Outta Here - Ghost the Musical

listen }

Advice for incoming freshman?

beyoncebeytwice:

be quiet


asked by Anonymous

thekawaiiangel:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces